do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
if I lie here
if I just lay here
I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
A DICK WITH A FUTURE I AM DEADED
"Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for they have no imagination. The sky’s the limit. Your sky. Your limit."
"You never know what’s around the corner. It could be everything. Or it could be nothing. You keep putting one foot in…
Tom with Glasses! honestly does he wear contact lenses that we only see the glasses at random times?
He looks like Coulson!!!!!
@StatsBritain: There’s a 79% chance Tom Hiddleston’s debut rap album, T Hiddy: Bitchez Be Kneelin’, will be out in time for Christmas.